Safe As Houses
We are proud to offer a range of different bank accounts – all secured with the latest technology to ensure that your money is as safe as houses – safer in fact, as your money can’t be destroyed by poor construction techniques.
You can read about our different bank accounts below.
Basic Current Account
Do you need somewhere to store your money, that isn’t a dusty old sack under your floorboards? Then you need our basic current account.
Our basic current account enables you to pay money in AND take money out. What more could you want?
(Please do not sign up for this account if you intend to use it to launder money.)
Reward Current Account
Our reward current account gives you a bonus whenever you spend money.
You receive a 2% cashback bonus* on all purchases you make using your reward current account, giving you extra money to do with as you please.
Our reward current account costs a monthly fees of just £10, which we deduct from your account on the 1st of every month.
Savings Account
Our savings account is perfect for those who have money but don’t want to spend it.
And even better – we pay you for leaving your money in our bank!
Our interest rate is incredibly competitive at 0.00001%APR
Business Account
Our business account is designed for businesses big or small.
Multiple accounts can be held by one business, allowing you to separate your money into accounts with labels like ‘client account’ or ‘bribery account’.
Our business account fees are very competitive, starting at just 5% of all transactions.
To apply for one of our exciting bank accounts, please visit one of our branches and speak to a member of staff
*bonus capped at £9 per month
View our terms and conditions for full details.